teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

I wonder if he’s hot (‿◡✿)





thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)



sau-inspiring:

SAU




pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.





mitchdahbitch:

(18+)



seqments asked:
hey babe, how's your arm doing? have you been to the tattoo shop yet? xo

The tattoo-salon was closed yesterday and I didn’t get a chance to go in today, but it’s aloooot better after getting hydrocortisone! let’s hope this lasts xx





Anonymous asked:
sexual things are flattering guys, but don't be creepy about it eue

You said it, honestly I like that shit but when it’s like

"HEY I’LL FUCK YOU" it’s a bit eehm,





Everybody follow me!

lickgold:

spent more time on my makeup today, that’s why it’s brighter

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals)




mirahxox:

fer1972:

Bathing Girls Tea Set by Esther Horchner

Want want want!