i wanna meet the male version of me
I wonder if he’s hot (◕‿◡✿)
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.
hey babe, how's your arm doing? have you been to the tattoo shop yet? xo
The tattoo-salon was closed yesterday and I didn’t get a chance to go in today, but it’s aloooot better after getting hydrocortisone! let’s hope this lasts xx
sexual things are flattering guys, but don't be creepy about it eue
You said it, honestly I like that shit but when it’s like
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people